- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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