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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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