- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

the sky is green no it is not

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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