- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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