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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Did you know? . You already know!

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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