- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

God is real.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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