What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Potassium? K.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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