- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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