Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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