- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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