- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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