- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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