- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

what goes boo a sock

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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