- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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