Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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