- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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