What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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