- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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