- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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