What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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