- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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