IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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