A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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