- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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