What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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