- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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