Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Tucker Rivera

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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No

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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