- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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