What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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