I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Your mother is so fat.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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