How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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One, two, three, four and five

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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