- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Go away still nothing to see

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