A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do I hate? people

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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