What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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