- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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