Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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