What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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