- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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