5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

12 in general

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

YOLO

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

human centipede

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