- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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