- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Antijokes...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A sober Irish individual.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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