A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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