If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Women's Rights

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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My mom

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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