- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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