- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Indians

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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