- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

The Big Band Theory

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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