what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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brock has small hands for a small job

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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