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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

the power to turn magnetism into light

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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