An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

brock has small hands for a small job

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

My mom

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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