race-car = rac-ecar

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Yellow People !!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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