What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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