- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

ure mama's so fat

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

salad days!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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