It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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