Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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