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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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