What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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