- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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