- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Women's rights

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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