Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I love alchohol!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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