Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Anti Joke

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