- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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