- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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