- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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