- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A blonde dies Lololol

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Women's rights

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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