- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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