How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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