- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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