Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

bangers and mash?

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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