- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's better than a stick? A stone

time to spruce up!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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