What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

bangers and mash?

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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