- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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