time to spruce up!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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