Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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