Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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