- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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