- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How old are you? 7

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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