- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

the WNBA.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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