Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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