Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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