- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Maths.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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