the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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