how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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