- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

woman's rights

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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